Friday Funnies 1: How to be Good at Everything Like Me!
Looking at these photos of the cool stuff that I do all of the time, you might find yourself asking the following questions: “How does Scotty do it?”, “What makes Scotty so awesome?”, “How is he so good at everything?”, "What sort of product does he use to keep his hair so beautiful and shiny?", “How can I be cool like Scotty Rogers?”. Well here are a few trade secrets for those of you aspiring to be a semi-professional athlete, and full-time adventurer like myself. You don’t have to really be good at anything to have fun; here are 5 of Scotty’s secrets how:
a. Attach your new gear to a 10-15 foot length of rope.
This will increase your impression of experience to other people, and improve your self-image. Chances are you won’t actually use the gear, but this is about looking good, being experienced and respected, and having a good time, not about being good at anything.
a. “My ankle is acting up again.”
Even though you’re not participating, continue to give advice to the other people you’re hanging out with. This is called “beta” and make sure everyone knows you have the “beta”. Use the word “beta” when you give “beta” so you sound like you actually have good “beta.”
Once you’ve done all of these things, your perception of yourself, and more importantly, other people’s perceptions of you, will drastically improve. Having a good time is all about other people’s perception of you, so you’ll find that after even a few days, you’ll obtain positive results. Follow these 5 easy steps and you could easily become the next Scotty Rogers! It’s as simple as that!
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This is such an amazing article Scotty. I am literally crying! PS. I hope you have the "BETA" on base or i'm in big trouble.
Just when I'd begun to think that all "athletes" are mere oxygen thieves, along comes the fresh air of ScottyRog. I have no idea what this guy's trying to sell me, but I've got first dibs on the pre-order! This guy's the real deal...I'll follow him anywhere, as long as 'anywhere' is Eddie's for happy hour.
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